Skeezix the Cat's 3rd Annual VD Contest

And the Winners Are....

2009-02-15T15:58:00.000-08:00

Time to annownse the winners of my 3rd Annual VD Contest!

How'd we pik the winners? Winners were selekted by judges hoo don't know any of the cats. The skores were tabulated by a formula that took into accownt: 1) the judges' skore, 2) the number of unique comments on each post (did not count comments made by the entrant or multiple comments by the same cat), and 3) the number of reactions (votes for romantic, funny, etc.)

The winner with the highest skore was Daisy the Curly Cat. But because she's my speshul frend, I can't reely give the grand prize to her and me. OTOH, it's not fare to disqwalify her evry yeer just becuz of owr "reelayshunship." So I am awarding her MY UNDERPANTS (aka my titey whities), because I think it is in keeping with her entry. Daisy, yoo git the prize for the "Naughtiest Valentine":

The Grand Prize winner is akshully 3 winners. The second highest skore was Harley's Valentine to Rosie and Siena. The 4th highest skore was Rosie's Valentine to Harley. So, we are awarding the Grand Prize to Harley, Rosie and Sienna. Harley will get the tie, and Rosie and Siena will get flirty collars:

The tie for second highest skoring entry was rated by owr judges as the "Funniest" Valentine. Max's valentine to hisself krakt us up, so he gits the "My Funny Valentine" award. He will git a speshul prize shipt to him by my frend RayPod.

The following are honorable menshuns for high-skoring entries:

*****ARE YOO SINGUL???*****

We suksessfully matched up Willie and Pookie (and boy, are they a kyoot cuppul!), but thare are still sum singul mancats lookin' fur love!

Kaleb wood like to hook up with Kirara. Kirara, whut's yer anser????

Mancats SEEKING GERLCATS:

Rossetti
Ozark Mountain Cats Willie and Heesh (VARY hansum!!!)

C'mon! Thare must be sum singul gerlcats owt thare hoo wood like to hook up with these hansum guys!!!!

A big thank yoo to evrywun hoo pawtisipated this yeer!!!! See yoo next yeer!!

WINNERS: Pleeze send me yer addresses so I can male yer prizes to yoo. Emale me heer: skeezy *AT* skeezixthecat *DOT* com.

Kaleb's Post-Valentine to Kirara

2009-02-15T00:16:00.000-08:00

Most Beauteous Kirara,

I know it is too late for the contest, but if you are still looking for a strong, strapping mancat, consider me. I have been looking for a nice ladycat and when I saw your beautiful face, I had to write to you. Here I plead my case:

1. I am a handsome mancat. Or at least my Mommy tells me so every day.

2. I will share all my toys and Temptations with you.

3. Here in the country, we have many, many vishus deer. I know how to protect you from these awful creatures.

4. I will also protect you from dangerous boas, like these.

Will you be mine, Kirara?

Purrs & Kisses,
Kaleb

Rossetti's SO in trouble..... and SINGLE!!!!

2009-02-14T20:55:00.001-08:00

Happy Valentine's every Kiaton!!!!

I just saw what my brother did to me!!!!! So I'm gonna get him back (cuz he's too shy to post this himself) Above is a new picture Momma took of him!!!! Go get him Ladies!!!!!!!

Luv,

Kirara

PS You can find us both at The Kiaton Empire

Kirara's Valentine's Day Wish...

2009-02-14T20:46:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day Kiatons!!!!

Rossetti here... trying to help my lil sister out this year. You cee she placed an ad last year looking for her very own white knight to protect her frum vishus deer... Unfortunately, I think he got lost on his way to owr howse, so I thowt that if I posted this pikture of her on Skeezy's new contest page, he'd be sur to findz her, an cheer herz up, right? So, Kittah Knight (or just a nice mancat, I'm not picky) purrlease let my sister know dat yur on yur way to see herz and bring nip er Tem tat shuns er sumthin, K???

You can find her (an me too!!!) at The Kiaton Empire

Can't Stop Thinking About Orvis

2009-02-14T15:02:00.000-08:00

To Orvis (589324) : When you touch me, my paws go weak and I can't move. I can't remember life without you. You're number one on my mind and we're inseparable. You're love takes me high over mountains, the sun, and the moon. I can't stop thinking about you, stay on my mind, what a feeling! Time stands still whenever I think of you! Love, from Xena (#288223)

Willie's Valentine to Pookie

2009-02-14T14:05:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Skeezix, I have found myself a very lovely ladycat to call my Valentine. Her name is Pookie.

Willie

Meowza's Valentine for Salome

2009-02-14T10:35:00.001-08:00

This is my firstest Valentine Day too. I'd love to be your valentine Salome and I love your card.

purrrrrrrrrs and xoxoxoxoxo, Meowza

Orvis' Chant d'Amour pour Xena

2009-02-14T07:37:00.000-08:00

Xee-ana-ana
I'll always love youawowoowaha,
I'll always be trueahahaha,
Just Like one and one is two ahahahaha,
Without you I'd be blue ahamorawah.....

a valentine fer dat kitten joba

2009-02-13T20:29:00.001-08:00

a speshul valentine fer dat kitten joba ... by jeter harris hizself

u came into da backyard

an took mi mudder'z hart.

dat'z wen i noo ... i diden't like u

dat wuz da verree start.

az time haz passed

an u mooved in

it made me verree mad.

so i leev home

frum time-to-time

wich makez mi mudder sad.

but i am back

dis valentine'z eve

an dis i giv to u ...

sumthin speshul frum yer frend jete

i hope u like it, too.

happee valentine'z day joba

Goma Valentine to Luna, Sweet Praline and Purima!!(and mai mom)

2009-02-13T19:37:00.000-08:00

Hello this is Goma I want to spread some man cat looove to 3 of my girl friends Luna, Sweet Praline and Purima(oh and love of my life mai mom Sachie). These photos were taken by mai mom when she received mai Valentine gifts!!!

Wow thank you Goma What a gift!!!
I wonder what's in it!!!

This is mai Valentine's Day sexy man cat video!!! Enjoy!!!

Puleeese check meeee out at mycatgoma.com! and Kittybellys.com! Fanks for reading and HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO GOMA

DMM Loves Rocky "Rockaroonie" the Gutter Cat

2009-02-13T17:35:00.001-08:00

While I know that I can't be the winner of any of the contest prizes 'cuz my Valentine dood is Skeezy's brofur Rocky the Gutter Cat, I thought that I'd show off the wonderful Valentine that "Rockaroonie" sent to me today ... on the back is a furry romantic poem written especially for me an' the Valentine came with some primo 'nip, too.

So ... while my smoochie sweetie Jake waits for me at the Bridge, I'll be snugglin' with Rocky on a cozy placemat ... an' bein' extra spicy! Mom told me that it was okay an' that I wasn't bein' the least bit sleazy for flirting. There was somethin' 'bout "gather thee rosebuds while ye may" ... or somethin' like that.

DaisyMae Maus

Mr. Tigger's Valentine to Trixie

2009-02-13T17:09:00.000-08:00

Mr. Tigger & Trixie
Our Love Will Last Forever

Ozark Brother's Willie and Heesh are pining for love

2009-02-13T16:41:00.000-08:00

Miles Meezer Loves Sanjee (the Hottie)

2009-02-13T16:00:00.001-08:00

Sanjee is a real hottie - literally!! She's the Queen of The House of the (Mostly) Black Cats, and I am her lucky lucky boyfriendcat!! I loves Sanjee so much!! Happy Valentime's Day to the bestest girfriendcat EVER!! - purrsss and nosekissies - yore boyfriendcat Miles (Meezer)

Sammy Meezer loves Abby Manx

2009-02-13T15:58:00.001-08:00

Abby Manx is the best girlfriend a mancat could ask for. She's beautiful, sweet, feisty, and, well, beautiful!! I love her furry much. - Sammy Meezer

Kashim's Valentine to Holly

2009-02-13T13:14:00.001-08:00

Dear Holly,
I am still head over heels in love with you! You are the purrtiest LadyCat to me!
love and nosekissies, Kashim

Othello's Valentine for Gree

2009-02-13T13:09:00.000-08:00

I still love you to pieces my bleoved LadyCat Gree. Life has never been better since you agreed to be mine. Married life is a wonderful thing and I'd never want to miss a day without you!

love your handsum mancat Othello

Salome's Valentine for Meowza

2009-02-13T13:06:00.000-08:00

This is my firstest Valentines Day. I hope you like my card Meowza!
purrrs and sandpaper kissies, Salome

Kashim's Valentine for DKM

2009-02-13T13:00:00.000-08:00

I do hope my love Holly won't mind but I need to give some Valentine kissies to DKM this year... DKM, for a bean you are a great cat.
puuuurrrrs Kashim

Gree's Valentine to Othello

2009-02-13T12:28:00.000-08:00

My heart is yours, Othello.
Love and nosekisses,
your LadyCat Gree

Pookie's Valentine to Willie

2009-02-13T10:01:00.000-08:00

Willie you be mine, tee hee . . . get it?

http://www.catster.com/cats/813498

http://www.catster.com/cats/789067

Speedy's Valentine for Misty

2009-02-12T20:50:00.000-08:00

I could lose myself in yoor beyootiful eyes, I could stroke yoor lovely furs all day! Yoo are so sweet and kind and beyootiful...when yoo are sick or hurting I hurt, when yoo are happy so am I. I love yoo sweet Misty with all my heart...

No flower could ever compare to yoor beyooty....

Be my Valentine forever....Your faithful Mancat

Speedy

Sadie's Valentine to Rocky the (former) Gutter Cat

2009-02-12T20:34:00.000-08:00

Rocky, I'm bringing my Gizzy and a bag of nip! I wanna snuggle yoo and help yoo nap. Yeah, that's it...nap...heehee

Finnegan's Valentine to Daisy

2009-02-12T18:37:00.000-08:00

I have a secret...

but I might be too shy to tell it.

What's that?

You say you want hear my secret? Well, okay...

DAISY, I WANT YOU TO BE MY VALENTINE!!

www.franklyfinnegan.com
Daisy the Curly Cat

Sweet Praline's Valentine for Bhu and Goma

2009-02-12T17:56:00.000-08:00

A floofy girl (Sweet Praline) has many suitors, but my favorites are Bhu and Goma. Do you think they will be my valentine? Will you?

Michico's Valentine to Adan

2009-02-12T16:56:00.000-08:00

Michico : Our very good friend Skeezix holding Valentine's Day Contest, here is my entry made just for my Adan-dan.

Adan-dan, thank you for always be there for me.
Adan-dan, thank you for always choice sitting next to me.
Adan-dan, thank you for always rubs your face against me.
Adan-dan, thank you for always trust in me.
Adan-dan, I will always love you like you love me.
Adan-dan, I will always be with you like you be there for me.

My dearest cutest Adan-dan. You are my valentine~

Tristan's Valentine to T'Abby Normal

2009-02-12T16:17:00.000-08:00

To my beautiful and fierce T'Abby Normal:

I love you dear Abby, know what I do,
Together or apart, what I have to say today,
Come straight from my heart!

Believe me when I say this, because what I say is true,
Day after day, Year after year, I'll only have laser eyes for you!

Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart!

Sir Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail

http://tabbylicious.blogspot.com/
http://tabbynormal.blogspot.com/

Samantha's Valentine to Tybalt

2009-02-12T10:30:00.000-08:00

Samantha & Tybalt
Together Forever

Pumpkin's Valentine to Billy SweetFeets

2009-02-12T09:45:00.000-08:00

Dear Billy,
ME sees your picture and likes what ME sees! You are a very handsome mancat and we have lots in common...like yelling for our Moms to pick us up and takes us home. Will you be my Valentine?

http://www.catster.com/cats/906132

http://www.catster.com/cats/806268

Pearl's Valentine to F. Eric

2009-02-12T07:53:00.000-08:00

I loves me some ginger boys!

from, Pearl
Feline Fine

Suey's Valentine for Benny Grunch

2009-02-12T05:59:00.000-08:00

I made this Valentine for my sweetie, Benny Grunch.

Benny is my mancat
It's really truely true
And this just wouldn't be Valentines Day
Without sending smoochies to you!
Happy Valentines Day!
Love Suey

Harley's Valentine to Rosie and Siena

2009-02-11T15:01:00.001-08:00

♫ Some call me the Space Cowboy
Some call me the Gangster of Love ♫

Since I am still a kitten, I do not know very much about love. But I do know that Siena was the first kitty I ever had feelings for, and she is very beautiful. And Rosie surprised me and swept me off my paws with her sweet Valentine to me, and she is beautiful, too! I am one lucky spacecat! So, I was hoping that both Siena and Rosie will fly away with me in my Spacepod of Love. I may be too young to know a lot about love, but I know about having fun!

(I share a blog with Daisy)

Siena's Valentine to Harley

2009-02-11T14:02:00.000-08:00

Dear Harley,

I made this Valentine Card for you. It turned out a bit kitsch even I didn't use hearts. I thought flowers would be more appropriate for a cat with a garden. I'm not too sure what this Valentine's Day is about, as I'm still a kitten - but it sounds like much fun! Let's all have fun and a day filled with laughter & love. Did I mention fun?
Love, Siena

Kiddo's Valentine to all the ladies!!!!

2009-02-11T12:41:00.001-08:00

To Gizmo from Redford

2009-02-11T12:40:00.001-08:00

To my darling Gizmo from Redfurd!

Crikey's Valentine To Olivia

2009-02-10T16:07:00.000-08:00

Olivia, Will You Be Mine? I Want To Be Your Valentine!

Crikey
Olivia

Tristan's Valentine To Whicky Wuudler

2009-02-10T15:51:00.000-08:00

I'm So Picky, I Choose Whicky! Happy Valentine's Day, My Love.

Tristan
Whicky

Jane's Valentine to Oliver

2009-02-10T15:27:00.000-08:00

jane

and

Oliver

TO MICKEY THE BLACK CAT FROM MISS PEACH

2009-02-10T03:01:00.000-08:00

Ahhh how good it feels to hold the paw of a dearest friend in Love....

I LOVE YOU....Miss Peach

Beautiful scrapbook page designed by Diamond Emerald Eyes...

Jake Oscar Beckett's (937177) Valentine to Angel (936940)

2009-02-09T18:23:00.000-08:00

Remarkable strength

Small and sweet bundle of love

A gift from heaven

Although we are young, we both have been through a great deal to still be here. Angel is an inspiration to all who know her. I am proud to call her my friend and over the moon to proclaim her as my Valentine! xoxoxoxoxo

Jake

http://www.catster.com/cats/937177

Angel

http://www.catster.com/cats/936940

Chloe's Valentine Limerick to RJ

2009-02-09T17:42:00.000-08:00

There once was a girl so darn pretty

Her love, he was from Kansas City

Hearts wiggled and squirmed

Their fates were affirmed

RJ, Ravi warns, she's a yeti!

CHLOE

RJ

An Ode to Cinder from Oliver

2009-02-09T13:51:00.000-08:00

This is a special poem for my sweet girl Cinder, who crossed the Bridge on 1/12/09.

She will always be my special Valentine
*************************************
When we first met
We were Kittens in Kontrol
You were my Valentine Friend
You looked so beautiful

We grew up together
Getting older bit by bit
I knew you were the one
I would spend my nine lives with

We played at your house
Hiding from Onyx and Horus
We hid under the bed
And no one ever caught us!

We played in your kitchen
While it was being remodeled
You jumped on top of cabinets
And I nimbly followed

Finally the day arrived
You said you'd be my girl
I couldn't believe my luck
I was on top of the world!

We were two Rock N Roll cats
We danced all night long
I serenaded you with "Lady"
It was our special song

Under the mistletoe
We had our first kiss
A brand new year arrived
It was such sweet bliss

Then one day you were gone
Life just isn't fair
It was too soon for my girl
With the beautiful black hair

I know you are in Heaven
Looking down on me
Watching over our friends
And our families

One day we will be together
Running through the sky
My sweet Angel, My Cinder
I will always be your guy

***********************************
http://www.catster.com/cats/586412 OLIVER

http://www.catster.com/cats/583244 CINDER

No Love And Bad Chocolates

2009-02-09T12:04:00.000-08:00

Momma always said, "Men are like a bunch of chocolates. You have to bite them before you know if you like them." Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe that is why I don't have a Valentines. I need a Valentine I don't want to spit out! Skeezix are you still working on your herseys?

http://www.catster.com/cats/404519

G'Day, Skeezy

2009-02-09T11:33:00.000-08:00

I just popped by, wanted to take a look at all the Sheila's.

Happy Skeezix Valentine's, Mate!

Kanga from Cooloongalook, New South Wales, Oz

Kiddo's Valentine to all his Ladies!!

2009-02-09T07:52:00.000-08:00

This one goes out to all the lovely ladies of the Cat blogosphere!!

Kiddo

http://kiddothecat.blogspot.com

Sanjee's Valentime to Miles

2009-02-08T16:57:00.001-08:00

I luvs yoo Miles
Yes I do
I'd make yoo a Valentime
I'd reely luv to

But Mommy's furry Bizzy
Cuz of a Man wif a Truck
He hurted her knee
He didn't see worf a (um I can't say dat bad werd)

So Mommy can't help me
Make yoo a card
So I hadded to rite
Dis poem all marred

But I loves yoo lots anyways.

Purrrrrrrs n nosekissies,
Luv yore girlfriendcat Sanjee

Sanjee (of HotMBC) luvs Miles Meezer <3

Willie's Valentine to All the single ladies

2009-02-08T12:29:00.000-08:00

This is my Valentine's Day card. I do not have a specific ladycat who it going out to, although if anyone in particular would like to share my flowers I will certainly consider any offers.
Willie

Stellaluna's Valentine to Tamir

2009-02-08T11:25:00.000-08:00

Hello Everybuddy, I think this is rare for you: Me? In love? Everyone think I'm grumpy, but my heart is different.
This entry is dedicated to my secret love:
Dear Tamir:

There's a missing piece of my heart.

Every time I look out the window, I look for you.

When I go outside and I look the sky, it looks like the clouds are spelling: T-A-M-I-R.

I've been thinking of you for a long, long time, and I decided that I want to be with you fur-ever.

If you will be my valentine, I'll give you LOTS AND LOTS OF HUGS!
And I could teach you to say "Te amo" Together

♥So Tamir, will you be my Valentine Fur-Ever? ♥

Tamir's blog at: Friends Fur-Ever

Stellaluna's blog at: Las aventuras de Brownie

La versión en español muy pronto!

To The One Who Matters Most

2009-02-07T16:23:00.000-08:00

Oh, your blue eyes I adore,
Most beauteous ever seen
Oh wait a minute, my mistake
My bad...I see they're green.

Temptations I will give you
In flavors tasty and unique
Come closer to my mighty paw
That I might touch your cheek.

I can't deny this truth I know
'Tis clear, in the mirror I do see
My one great love, TeH Awesomeness
My heart...belongs to me.

The Psychokitty Speaks Out

Coco's Valentine to Skeezix

2009-02-07T15:44:00.000-08:00

Skrumptious Skeezix,

I don't have any pink panties,
Like Daisy to give.
But a scarf with a pink posey,
It's yours...for a kiss!

From Coco
@ http://furrydancecats.blogspot.com

MAGGY & ZOEY'S ~ VALENTINE TO ALL

2009-02-07T10:29:00.000-08:00

Hi, we are Maggy and Zoey from Zoolatry, and we are fond of everyone all 'round the Cat Blogosphere and so we wish everyone a Valentine's Day full of love and happiness.

Rosie's Valentine to Harley

2009-02-07T05:25:00.000-08:00

Dear Harley,

I am a little bit embarrassed because my big brother Kaleb was snooping in my diary and found this picture of you that I put in there.

He said if I did not tell you about the picture that he would tell everyone what I wrote about you and post all my diary entries on our blog! But do not worry, it is all good stuff. I promise.

I took this picture especially for you. But I'm kind of shy and closed my eyes a little bit. I put it in a black and white and orange frame because those are manly colors and I know Daisy has a bit too much pink around. The frame is also all three colors of my furs. I hope you don't mind an older woman.

I wrote this for you, too.

With eyes so big
and full of surprise
When I look into them
I am mesmerized
Don't worry about your ringworm
It doesn't matter
You still make my heart
Go Pitter-Patter
You are so wonderful
in every way
So I am taking this time to say
Your crazy antics are so funny
Won't you be my snuggle bunny

Smooches,
Rosie

This is a Valentine for Skeezy

2009-02-06T12:50:00.000-08:00

Hi Skeezix,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Sapphire J. Cat. Ewe can call me "Saffy".

I am shacked up with Maogwai, but I think ewe are cute and sensitive. Maogwai is stuck on himself, but I can tell from your writing that your purrsonality is much sweeter.

Love,

Saffy

Tabby's Valentine to Tuck

2009-02-06T02:30:00.000-08:00

Little Tuck, you are a sweetheart.
Too young for me, it's true.
But since this is your first Hearts Day,
I didn't want you to be blue.

So can I be your friend?
Not a love but just a pal?
Because you are a fun kid
And I'm a fun-loving gal.

From Tabb y to Tuck.

Ariel's Valentine to Mao

2009-02-04T11:26:00.000-08:00

Mao

Ariel

Daisy's Valentine to Skeezix

2009-02-03T10:26:00.001-08:00

Skeezix, if you will be my Valentine...
I will show you my panties!

In case this does not convince you to be my Valentine, I also made a poem for you:

My Panties
Fuzzy pink panties
All trimmed in lace
When I drop my drawers,
I'd like to see your face
Skeezix, will you be shy
Or filled with glee and joy?
Please do not be sad,
To find my panties are just a toy

From, Daisy the Curly Cat

Hi, I am Maogwai Cat of Jax

2009-02-03T07:51:00.000-08:00

I am the Boy Cat. Chicks dig me, as you can see! I love them all!

You can see me hosting my human staff at http://maogwaicat.blogspot.com/

HOW TO ENTER, ROOLS, PRIZES

2009-01-01T17:53:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my 3rd Annual VD Contest! On the rite, yoo can klik thru to see winners and entries in previus contests -- as yoo can see, when love is in the air, anything can happen!

UPDATE:

How the Grand Prize werks: The winner wins haff the prize, and the other haff goze to the winner's Valentine.

Grand Prizes for the Winning Couple:

A romantik dinner for two, AND:

A VD Tie for Him:

Fansy Flirty Collar for Her:

(Ware did I git theeze kyoot things? Chek owt Cat in the Clover!)

TO ENTER:

Log in to Blogger using the username and passwerd posted at the top of the rite sidebar on my blog.
Submit an entry in any form: text, poem, hi-koo, fotos, animayshuns, video: anything goze.
In the TITLE feeld, tell us hoo the valentine is for, in the following format: [YOUR NAME]'s Valentine to [VALENTINE's NAME]. (Example: Skeezix's Valentine to Daisy)
At the bottom of yer entry, post a link to yer blog or Catster/Dogster page AND a link to yer Valentine's blog or Catster/Dogster page.

ELIJIBILITY:

You must have a verifyable online presence, in the form of a website, blog or Catster/Dogster page.
No peepul (ixsept fur Sarge Charlie and Antie Bee becuz we luv 'em). Otherwize, just cats, dogs, rats, buns, stuff like that. Play nice with the rats, pleeze: no eetin the competishun.
Only one entry per cat, dog, rat, bun, etc.
All animuls in yer howse can enter.

LOOKIN FOR LOVE?
Don't have a valentine? Yer entry can take the form of a purrsunuls ad. We'll try to hook yoo up.

WINNER SELECTION
Will be choosed by an imparshul panel of judjes. COMMENTS COWNT! Although the winner will not be chosen solely on the basis of the number of comments left for thare entry, judges will consider the number of comments in thare selekshun.

DEDLINE
All entries posted beefore 8:59pm PT on 14 February will be considered in the judging.

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOWNST THE NITE OF VALENTINE'S DAY

PRIZES:

Still working on the rest of the prizes, but one of the prizes* will be my purrsunal pair of titey witey underpants (and yes they will have my smell on them):
*I thot it was kind of a weird prize, but Rocky sed chiks will dig 'em.

PROMOTE YER ENTRY: